It's back, beeshes!
Get your flabby/extremely-in-shape upper region of your strange body covered in a new "Obey the Beard" shirt, exclusively from some jerks in a band that wrote a song about it or something.
Look, I'm not a sales guy, I can't bargain with you, but can you actually resist something with skulls and beards and tough-looking lettering?
You can? shit
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
- Pre-shrunk fabric
- Side-seamed construction
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
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