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" Cuz they have creepy feet and a razor sharp beak."

This terrifying shirt will make you invulnerable to water fowl attacks and projectile bread.

ROCK OUT WITH YOUR FLOCK OUT! \m/

QUACK!!!

Note: Certain sizes of this shirt (L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL) are fulfilled by an outside fulfillment company that is currently operating at their highest capacity possible given the covid situation. Those sizes could take from 22 to 27 business days to fulfill. This does fluctuate and they seem to be picking up the pace lately.

The other sizes are fulfilled by Psychostick in-house. Those could take up to 10 business days to send out.

If you have questions or concerns, e-mail us at info@psychostick.com. Thank you and sorry for the hassle.