Are your pants inhibiting your sports fun? Are you tired of leg sweat in the summer heat? Do you enjoy the experience of frozen shins during wintertime? Do you enjoy pockets?
WELL WE HAVE THE HOT NEW PRODUCT FOR YOU!
Introducing the NEW Psychostick SHORT-PANTS! (we call them SPANTS for short)
Rock these badboys at concert festivals, sports matches, lower leg conventions, polar bear club tryouts, funerals, and any other event!