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$53.99 from $44.99

Prepare yourself for winter/sweaty metal yoga with this new "Too Metal" hoodie!

Fun facts about this hoodie:

  • It's completely and utterly possible you may get way too many promotions just for owning this fancy piece of Psychostick clothing.
  • Creates a shockwave of GRRUAWRRURUUR upon equipping
  • Anne Hathaway's desire to make sex at you will increase by 0.000453%
  • Remember that bully in high school? Wearing this hoodie will cause their junk to rot off.
  • Goes well with the Too Metal shirt and Mask!

Note: This product is fulfilled by Psychostick and could take up to 14 business days to send out. We're doin' our best to keep up, I promise!

Please e-mail us if you have any questions -

Sizes up to 5XL!