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We're so over this "Earth" business. It's time to take things to SPACE. SPAAAAACE!

Join us every Thursday at 4pm Central, 5pm Eastern as we travel the cosmos performing black-hole inducing, planet-crushing METAL for your and all the unknown alien weirdos out there.

Also, purchasing one of these shirts allows us to harvest any and all planets for Dilithium crystals, which powers our warp engine! As an added bonus, the crystals smell like pumpkin spice.

Note: As of February 12th, 2021, this shirt is a preorder. Once they come in they won't be a preorder anymore. Whee! Also, this product is fulfilled by Psychostick and could take up to 10-14 business days to send out (including the preorder time). We're doin' our best to keep up, I promise!

Please e-mail us if you have any questions -

Sizes up to 5 XL!

Artwork by Aljon and Murph