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"After you I'll destroy the planet! Murrh hweh hurr hurr hweeeh!"

And here it is. Power up and snag this shirt in order to save your favorite planet from evildoers that charge their attacks up for several episodes! This shirt is definitely 100% original and not a parody of anything! Definitely!

  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Anyone remember this shit from our first album? Anyone? No? Okay.
  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
  • Pre-shrunk fabric
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
  • Side-seamed

Size guide

Length (inches) 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34
Width (inches) 16 ½ 18 20 22 24 26 28 30


Note: This shirt is fulfilled by an outside fulfillment company that is currently operating at their highest capacity possible given the covid situation.

Please bear in mind that this particular shirt could take from 22 to 27 business days to fulfill. This does fluctuate and they seem to be picking up the pace lately.

If you have questions or concerns, e-mail us at Thank you and sorry for the hassle.