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Four colors of a skully beard on a tank top. I called the "Metal Band Hotline" and they certified this as "officially metal." Then they started to phone sex at me, which it's been a while, so...

Anyway, this tanktop is ready for you to BATTLE FLEX at randos on the street. Send us videos!

You can also snag a matching coffee mug or t-shirt if you're feelin' fancy.

  • 100% combed and ringspun cotton
  • Tri-blends are 50% polyester/25% combed/25% ringspun cotton/rayon
  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), triblends: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²)
  • 30 singles thread weight
  • Side-seamed, unisex sizing

Size guide

  XS S M L XL 2XL
Body Length (inches) 26 27 28 29 30 31
Body Width (inches) 16 ¼ 18 ¼ 20 ¼ 22 ¼ 24 ¼ 26 ¼
  XS S M L XL 2XL
Body Length (cm) 66 69 71 74 76 79
Body Width (cm) 41 46 51 57 62 67