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It's back, beeshes!

Get your flabby/extremely-in-shape upper region of your strange body covered in a new "Obey the Beard" shirt, exclusively from some jerks in a band that wrote a song about it or something.

Look, I'm not a sales guy, I can't bargain with you, but can you actually resist something with skulls and beards and tough-looking lettering?

You can? shit

(Also available as a coffee mug and tankytop)

  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
  • Pre-shrunk fabric
  • Side-seamed construction
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Size guide

  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Length (inches) 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 36
Width (inches) 16 ½ 18 20 22 24 26 28 30 31
  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Length (cm) 69 71 74 76 79 81 84 86 91
Width (cm) 42 46 51 56 61 66 71 76 79