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Look, we know some of you enjoy mediocre beers. We know this. We just... don't care.

Wait a minute; are you telling me that YOU don't care either? Holy crapblaster! This shirt is definitely for you! This shirt also pairs nicely with the "Piss Light" shirt. At least we think it does. But we're biased. *shrug*

We even have matching koozies that you can beer-cessorize with!

  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Contains 100% certified beer snobbery
  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
  • Pre-shrunk fabric
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
  • Side-seamed

Size guide

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32 33 34
Width (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28 30


Note: This shirt is fulfilled by an outside fulfillment company that is currently operating at their highest capacity possible given the covid situation.

Please bear in mind that this particular shirt could take from 22 to 27 business days to fulfill. This does fluctuate and they seem to be picking up the pace lately.

If you have questions or concerns, e-mail us at Thank you and sorry for the hassle.