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Do you ever stare at your bare, naked, vulnerable feet and go, "Why don't you put something on, you SLUTS?"

Or, does your dog stare at you, eyes filled with emptiness, demanding you fill his/her longing void of boredom with something special?

I present to you the Official Psychostick Socks! Are they better than other socks?

YES.

Does your lingering desire for socks with Psychostick's stupid name become squelched upon equipping said apparel?

MOST LIKELY.

Snag a pair of these and watch the ridiculousness of this sales pitch get washed away with tears of joy.

Somewhat inspired by this song: