New mask added! BUTT MASK! What is WRONG WITH US?
What's that, nerd? Sick of those shitty, boring-ass face masks that make you look like a pleb? What's a pleb? I don't even know. Maybe I'll look it up later. Probably not.
Anyway, MASKS of the FACE, Psychostick style! These come in Four flavors:
You can snag just one or all three at once for a 10% discount. We're so nice. Nice as FUUUUUUUUUUUU-OMG IS THAT STIC'S MOUTH ON THE BEER HOLE COVER MASK?!
As always, thanks for all the love and support!
Mask legal crap: These face covers should not be used (1) in any surgical setting or where significant exposure to liquid, bodily or other hazardous fluids, may be expected; (2) in a clinical setting where the infection risk level through inhalation exposure is high; or (3) in the presence of a high intensity heat source or flammable gas. Psychostick LLC makes no warranties, either express or implied, that the face cover prevents infection or the transmission of viruses or diseases.