Skip to main content
from $21.95

What sort of sadistic, idiotic band would try and capitalize on a potential international health crisis?

This band right here, bitches.

Honestly, we have no idea what's gonna happen. We don't know how this'll affect future shows and public appearances for Psychostick. YARGH! So, if you wouldn't mind supportin' your local favorite comedy metal band (us) so we can continue to bring you our weirdness, we'd appreciate it.

Here's some deets on this shirt:

• 100% ring-spun cotton
It fucking tells people to wash their hands. That's incredible.
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

Size guide

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Length (inches) 28 29 ¼ 30 ¼ 31 ¼ 32 ½ 33 ½
Width (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28