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What sort of sadistic, idiotic band would try and capitalize on a potential international health crisis?

This band right here, bitches.

Honestly, we have no idea what's gonna happen. We don't know how this'll affect future shows and public appearances for Psychostick. YARGH! So, if you wouldn't mind supportin' your local favorite comedy metal band (us) so we can continue to bring you our weirdness, we'd appreciate it.

Here's some deets on this shirt:

• 100% ring-spun cotton
It fucking tells people to wash their hands. That's incredible.
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

Size guide

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Length (inches) 28 29 ¼ 30 ¼ 31 ¼ 32 ½ 33 ½
Width (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28


Note: This shirt is fulfilled by an outside fulfillment company that is currently operating at their highest capacity possible given the covid situation.

Please bear in mind that this particular shirt could take from 22 to 27 business days to fulfill. This does fluctuate and they seem to be picking up the pace lately.

If you have questions or concerns, e-mail us at Thank you and sorry for the hassle.