Beer is Good Mousepad

Special discount because you're super attractive! ;)

Look down at your mouse. Now back up to me. Now back down to your mouse. See how it lacks proper support? What's that? You already have a mousepad and/or you're on your phone?

I don't give a rat's ass. Err, a mouse's ass.

Get this freshly-brewed mouse pad and bask in its obnoxious comfort, which has been rated as the 8th most preferred type of comfort.