Welcome to the Official Psychostick Store! No window shopping! HAR HAR HAR HAR
Black Friday/Cybersex Monday Sale!
Psychostick thingies range from 5% to 50% off! WHAAT?! Get 'em!
Ends November 30th!
Notice! OMG!
Due to COVID-19, shipping and handling times are rather chaotic. Some products can take from 14 to 21 business days (!!!) for you to receive, which will be marked accordingly. Apologies for the dumbness.
- Rawrb
Featured Stuff
Ask your favorite teacher to METAL PROM with these thingies!
Shirts
Wear them, lest your nipples face unruly freedom.
Women's Shirts
Women! Ladies! We've got awesome/terrible clothes for you too!
Tank Tops
Show off them guns/pit hair/tan lines!
Hoodies
Thicker. Meaner. Covers forearms. Comes with binary skull insulation.
Printed Goodies
Stickers, buttons, posters. Even Grandma wants these.
Albums
Psychostick IS a band, and these albums are proof.
Vinyl
We got some vinyl for your wicky-wack DJ party.
Downloads
Load it DOWN to your computer device machine overlord.
Extras
The weirder-than-usual stuff.
