Welcome to the Official Psychostick Store! No window shopping! HAR HAR HAR HAR

Featured Stuff
Ask your favorite teacher to METAL PROM with these thingies!

Sale!
Save money! Buy burritos!

Shirts
Wear them, lest your nipples face unruly freedom.

Women's Shirts
Women! Ladies! We've got awesome/terrible clothes for you too!

Tank Tops
Show off them guns/pit hair/tan lines!

Hoodies
Thicker. Meaner. Covers forearms. Comes with binary skull insulation.

Headgear
Adds +2 Sexy and +1 CHAR.

Printed Goodies
Stickers, buttons, posters. Even Grandma wants these.

Albums
Psychostick IS a band, and these albums are proof.

Vinyl
We got some vinyl for your wicky-wack DJ party.

Downloads
Load it DOWN to your computer device machine overlord.

Extras
The weirder-than-usual stuff.