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Welcome to the Official Psychostick Store!

We've got all the Psychostick shirts, hoodies, headgear, stickers, music, and more.

Welcome to the Official Psychostick Store! No window shopping! HAR HAR HAR HAR

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Black Friday/Cybersex Monday Sale!

Psychostick thingies range from 5% to 50% off! WHAAT?! Get 'em!

Ends November 30th!

Notice! OMG!

Due to COVID-19, shipping and handling times are rather chaotic. Some products can take from 14 to 21 business days (!!!) for you to receive, which will be marked accordingly. Apologies for the dumbness.
- Rawrb

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Shirts

Wear them, lest your nipples face unruly freedom.

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Tank Tops

Show off them guns/pit hair/tan lines!

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Hoodies

Thicker. Meaner. Covers forearms. Comes with binary skull insulation.

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Headgear

Adds +2 Sexy and +1 CHAR.