SOLD OUT! 

Sorry, too late to tube. See you next year, with the newest in tube technology.

To Whom Tube May Concern:

After months of R&D, focus groups, and endless board meetings the overpaid Psychostick Tube upper management have made "Psychostick: The Business Tube" available for greedy corporate executives, insider traders and consumers alike.  Invest in the future.  Invest in "Psychostick: The Business Tube" today!

Please note that Psychostick: The Business Tube will only be available for investment April Fools Da- I MEAN April 1st, 2022!  ...For really realz though, it's a super limited thing so don't wait.

All "Psychostick: The Business Tube" tubes come standard with:

• Psychostick: The Business Tube
  
• Psychostick: The Business Tube Exclusive Corporate Retreat 2022 T-shirt
• Psychostick: The Business Tube Luxury Stock Certificate
  
• Psychostick: The Business Tube INK TUBE (Sharpie Marker)
• Psychostick: The Business Tube Stic Clic Bic Pen... tube
• Psychostick: The Business Tube Business Lanyard
• Psychostick: The Inflatable Business Spheroid (it's a balloon)
• Psychostick: The Business Tube Mouse Pad
• Other bonus Business Tube surprises...

 Sizes and quantities are extremely limited so ORDER TODAY!  ...like, RIGHT NOW!  ...seriously!

Sizes up to 5XL!

Note: Please allow 2-4 weeks from date of purchase for processing and shipping. Thanks!