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Future Tube won by 12%!

Psychostick: The Tube is in such high demand that competition has crept up from the ashes of previous tube endeavors! We now have Psychostick: The Future Tube and Psychostick: The Real Tube duking it out for tube dominance! Who will win the Tube Tech Race?

It's all up to you. Yes, YOU, with the genitals!

For a very limited time, you can influence the Tube Tech Race by purchasing either Psychostick: The Future Tube or Psychostick: The Real Tube. Here's what comes in each respective tube:

Psychostick: The Future Tube

  • Psychostick: The Future Tube
  • Psychostick: The Future Tube Exclusive T-shirt
  • A second Psychostick shirt from the Psychostick archives
  • A signed Psychostick: The Future Tube Certificate of Authenticity
  • Psychostick: The Future Tube Unique Magnet Set
  • Psychostick: The Future Tube Instructional and Educational Pamphlet
  • Extra weird goodness from the brilliant minds at Psychostick Research and Development

Real Tube

Psychostick: The Real Tube

  • Psychostick: The Real Tube
  • Psychostick: The Real Tube Exclusive T-shirt
  • A second Psychostick shirt from the Psychostick archives
  • A signed Psychostick: The Real Tube Authentic Bill of Sale
  • Psychostick: The Real Tube Unique Magnet Set
  • Psychostick: The Real Tube Propaganda
  • More unique extras from the Psychostick Dystopian Bunkers

Sizes and quantities are extremely limited so ORDER TODAY!

Sizes up to 4 XL!

Note: Please allow 2-3 weeks from date of purchase for processing and shipping. Thanks!