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Featured Weirdness

Featured because you'd look too good owning/wearing these. Just take the damn compliment!

Buttpatch (4") Buttpatch (4")
Buttpatch (4")
$4.99
$4.99
Eat the Lightning Unisex Tee
Eat the Lightning Unisex Tee
From $29.99
From $29.99
Cerberus Likes Socks Unisex Tee Cerberus Likes Socks Unisex Tee
Cerberus Likes Socks Unisex Tee
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From $29.99
Hot Wheels Inspired Unisex Tee
Hot Wheels Inspired Unisex Tee
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From $26.99
Alien & Mac Unisex Tee Alien & Mac Unisex Tee
Alien & Mac Unisex Tee
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From $29.99
Fallout Inspired Shirt Fallout Inspired Shirt
Fallout Inspired Shirt
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From $29.99
The Good Shirt
The Good Shirt
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From $27.99
Psychostick Enamel Pin Combo Psychostick Enamel Pin Combo
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Psychostick Enamel Pin Combo
$24.99
$24.99 $30.89
"Sandwich" 15 Year Anniversary Limited Signed Drumhead! "Sandwich" 15 Year Anniversary Limited Signed Drumhead!
"Sandwich" 15 Year Anniversary Limited Signed Drumhead!
$49.99
$49.99

Torso time!

Shirts! Shirts! Shartsz

Cover that upper sweaty meatsack with some of our stylish nonsense.

Eat the Lightning Unisex Tee
Eat the Lightning Unisex Tee
From $29.99
From $29.99
Cerberus Likes Socks Unisex Tee Cerberus Likes Socks Unisex Tee
Cerberus Likes Socks Unisex Tee
From $29.99
From $29.99
Bluey Inspired Tee Bluey Inspired Tee
Bluey Inspired Tee
From $29.99
From $29.99
Hot Wheels Inspired Unisex Tee
Hot Wheels Inspired Unisex Tee
From $26.99
From $26.99
Alien & Mac Unisex Tee Alien & Mac Unisex Tee
Alien & Mac Unisex Tee
From $29.99
From $29.99
Fallout Inspired Shirt Fallout Inspired Shirt
Fallout Inspired Shirt
From $29.99
From $29.99
The Good Shirt
The Good Shirt
From $27.99
From $27.99
Drum Shark 2.0 Tee Drum Shark 2.0 Tee
Drum Shark 2.0 Tee
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From $24.99
Bufftopus Tee Bufftopus Tee
Bufftopus Tee
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From $24.99
I Can Only Count to Four Tee I Can Only Count to Four Tee
I Can Only Count to Four Tee
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From $14.99
Ghostbuster! Tee Ghostbuster! Tee
Ghostbuster! Tee
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From $24.99
Vultures Displaying Flowers Tee Vultures Displaying Flowers Tee
Vultures Displaying Flowers Tee
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GRRrRrRrR Tee GRRrRrRrR Tee
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GRRrRrRrR Tee
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From $21.99 $24.99
Pizzachu Tee Pizzachu Tee
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Pizzachu Tee
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From $24.99 $24.99
Dogs Like Socks in Space Tee Dogs Like Socks in Space Tee
Dogs Like Socks in Space Tee
From $24.95
From $24.95
Taco Zombie Hoodie
Taco Zombie Hoodie
Taco Zombie Hoodie
Taco Zombie Hoodie
Taco Zombie Hoodie

Psychostick LLC

Taco Zombie Hoodie

$59.99
$59.99 $49.99
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Albums and Music

Hear the sounds of Psychostick smashing instruments together in some kind of rhythm.

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Music Madness! All 7 Albums, singles, etc! Music Madness! All 7 Albums, singles, etc!
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Music Madness! All 7 Albums, singles, etc!
From $39.99
From $39.99 $54.99
"... and stuff" Album
"... and stuff" Album
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From $8.99
"Do" (CD and/or Digital Download) "Do" (CD and/or Digital Download)
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"Do" (CD and/or Digital Download)
From $6.99
From $6.99 $8.99
"IV: Revenge of the Vengeance" Album "IV: Revenge of the Vengeance" Album
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"IV: Revenge of the Vengeance" Album
From $5.99
From $5.99 $7.99
"Space Vampires VS Zombie Dinosaurs in 3D" Album "Space Vampires VS Zombie Dinosaurs in 3D" Album
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"Space Vampires VS Zombie Dinosaurs in 3D" Album
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From $5.99 $7.99
"Sandwich" Album "Sandwich" Album
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"Sandwich" Album
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From $5.99 $7.99
"Veracity", Evacuate Chicago (CD and/or Digital Download) "Veracity", Evacuate Chicago (CD and/or Digital Download)
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"Veracity", Evacuate Chicago (CD and/or Digital Download)
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"The Flesh Eating Rollerskate Holiday Joyride" EP
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"The Flesh Eating Rollerskate Holiday Joyride" EP
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"Debtors" Album
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"Debtors" Album
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From $3.99 $4.99
"We Couldn't Think of a Title" (CD and/or Digital Download)
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"We Couldn't Think of a Title" (CD and/or Digital Download)
From $5.99
From $5.99 $7.99

Keeping it weird

Extras!

We like it weird. *wink wink*

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Buttpatch (4") Buttpatch (4")
Buttpatch (4")
$4.99
$4.99
"Sandwich" 15 Year Anniversary Limited Signed Drumhead! "Sandwich" 15 Year Anniversary Limited Signed Drumhead!
"Sandwich" 15 Year Anniversary Limited Signed Drumhead!
$49.99
$49.99
Psychostick is Evil (4") Patch Psychostick is Evil (4") Patch
Psychostick is Evil (4") Patch
$4.99
$4.99
Beer is Good Mousepad
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Beer is Good Mousepad
$4.99
$4.99 $9.99
Beer is Good Koozie Beer is Good Koozie
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Beer is Good Koozie
$4.99
$4.99 $5.99
Official Awesome Patch of Awesomeness (4") Official Awesome Patch of Awesomeness (4")
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Official Awesome Patch of Awesomeness (4")
$4.99
$4.99 $6.99
Stress Taco Stress Taco
Stress Taco
$4.99
$4.99
"Dichotomies: Lessons from a College Life on Tour" Book "Dichotomies: Lessons from a College Life on Tour" Book
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"Dichotomies: Lessons from a College Life on Tour" Book
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From $14.99 $19.99
Fist Patch (4") Fist Patch (4")
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Fist Patch (4")
$4.99
$4.99 $6.99
Tip Jar
Tip Jar
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From $1.00
"Memory Hole: The Psychology of Dystopia" Book "Memory Hole: The Psychology of Dystopia" Book
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"Memory Hole: The Psychology of Dystopia" Book
$24.99
$24.99
"We Couldn't Think of a Title" Guitar Tabs "We Couldn't Think of a Title" Guitar Tabs
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"We Couldn't Think of a Title" Guitar Tabs
$14.99
$14.99 $19.99

Testimonials

100% Satisfied Weirdos

Merch so comfy I want to punch your favorite kindergarten teacher.
Charlie Sheen
― Famous Actor from "Hot Shots"
When I put on a Psychostick shirt, I have 10,000 orgasms. Not even kidding!
Gordon Ramsay
― Angry Sweaty Chef
I crushed a Psychostick album into a fine powder and injected it into my eyeball. No side-effects!
Karen Von Karenpants
― Legit Human
If I could give them twelve billion out of five stars, I totally would.
Gerald Ford
Dealership Owner
Where's my GODDAMNED TEA?!
Cid Highwind
Alcoholic Pilot
I hate this band.
Rob Zombie
Real Musician

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    Bundles! Combos!

    We've got some neato bundles and combos that are discounted. Whee!

    Combo Coliseum

    Crainial Cacophonies!

    Headgear

    Hats! Beanies! Guitar Ninja Bandanas! Absolute madness!

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    Stickers!

    It's not a coincidence that "sticker" and "Psychostick" are kind of related. Stick us on things!

    Sticker Sanctuary!

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