Featured Weirdness!
Because we love shoving things in your face. Platonically. wink wink
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"Cerberus Likes Socks" Unisex Tee
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"Hot Wheels" Inspired Unisex Tee
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"Alien & Mac" Unisex Tee
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"Fallout" Inspired Shirt
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"The Good Shirt"
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Piss Light Trucker Hat!
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Psychostick Enamel Pin Combo
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"Sandwich" 15 Year Anniversary Limited Signed Drumhead!
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Bundles and Combos!
Bundle up and save money for more tacos! YERM!
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Discography Music Madness! All 7 Albums, singles, etc!
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"Beer is Good" Bundle!
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Sticker Bundle
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"Piss Light" Hat & Koozie Bundle
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"Sandwich" Anniversary Signed Drumhead & CD Bundle!
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Kazoo Bundle
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"Original Piss" and "Piss Light" Koozie bundle
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Shirts
Cover that filthy body with our filthy shirts!
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"Cerberus Likes Socks" Unisex Tee
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"Hot Wheels" Inspired Unisex Tee
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"Alien & Mac" Unisex Tee
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"Fallout" Inspired Shirt
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"The Good Shirt"
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"Drum Shark 2.0" Tee
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"Bufftopus" Tee
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"I Can Only Count to Four" Tee
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"Ghostbuster!" Tee
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"Vultures Displaying Flowers" Tee
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"SO. HEAVY." Tee
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"GRRrRrRrR" Tee
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"Sgt. Snuggles" Tee
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"From the Heart" Tee
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"Pizzachu" Tee
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"Dogs Like Socks in SPACE" Tee
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Hoodies!
Because you need to be all warm 'n crap.
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"Taco Zombie" Hoodie
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Music
Fine, we'll give you music too. We spoil you, y'know.
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Discography Music Madness! All 7 Albums, singles, etc!
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"... and stuff" (CD and/or Digital Download)
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"Do" (CD and/or Digital Download)
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"IV: Revenge of the Vengeance" (CD and/or Digital Download)
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"Space Vampires VS Zombie Dinosaurs in 3D" (CD and/or Digital Download)
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"Sandwich" (CD and/or Digital Download)
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"Veracity", Evacuate Chicago (CD and/or Digital Download)
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"The Flesh Eating Rollerskate Holiday Joyride" (CD and/or Digital Download)
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"Debtors" Self-titled (CD and/or Digital Download)
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"We Couldn't Think of a Title" (CD and/or Digital Download)
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"Zombie Claus" Song Download
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Headgear
Cover up your skullmeat with fashionable nonsense!
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Piss Light Trucker Hat!
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Guitar Ninja Headband
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Extras
Weird extra stuff that goes in weird places. Take that as you will.
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"Sandwich" 15 Year Anniversary Limited Signed Drumhead!
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"Psychostick is Evil" (4") Patch
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"Beer is Good" Mousepad
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"Beer is Good" Koozie
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"Official Awesome Patch of Awesomeness" (4")
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Stress Taco
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"Dichotomies: Lessons from a College Life on Tour"
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"Fist" Patch (4")
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"Memory Hole: The Psychology of Dystopia" Book
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"We Couldn't Think of a Title" Guitar Tabs
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Psychostick Enamel Pin Combo
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Psychostick "Stic" Mascot Enamel Pins
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Psychostick Logo Enamel Pins
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Pink & Black Kazoo
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Green & Black "Minty" Kazoo
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Black & Orange Kazoo
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Green & Purple "Alien" Kazoo
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"Original Piss" Koozie
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"Piss Light" Koozie
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Stickers!
You damn kids and your stickers, stickin' all over the place.
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Sticker Bundle
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"Anime" Sticker
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"Beer is Good" Sticker
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"Hologram Logo" Sticker
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"My Car is a Piece of Shit" Sticker
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"On Your Face" Sticker
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"Stic" Mascot Sticker
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Tube
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Psychostick: The Alien Tube
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Psychostick: The Space Tube™
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Psychostick: Tube X
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Psychostick: The Business Tube™
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Psychostick: The Tube™ 5 (SOLD THE F*** OUT!)
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Psychostick: The Tube™ 4 - Old Fashion'd (SOLD OUT!)
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Psychostick: The Tube™ 3 - Tube³ (SOLD OUT!)
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Psychostick: The Tube™ 2.0™ (SOLD OUT!)™
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